wait hold the fuck up you can make color text now

how long have i been gone from this site holy

pochowek:

helljumpingteufelhund:

pochowek:

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

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stokerbramwell:

spartalabouche:

suddenly seeing untagged nsfw on ur dash like

This will never stop being funny to me

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the-entire-furry-fandom:

kaijuemperor:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

concept: frog but it’s entire head/face part is a gator

You mean something like this?

CORRECT

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iguanamouth:

alanaisalive:

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

oh shit

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breelandwalker:

angeliclizard:

glyndarling:

pinchtheprincess:

jack-the-lion:

starlightdragon:

bunjywunjy:

crystallinecrow:

slusheeduck:

im-fairly-whitty:

fizzy-dog:

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

@turbotasstic

Now this is the kind of content I signed up for. XD

If you don’t reblog this, why are you even on Tumblr?

I wish to pet all of them.  Even if they bite me, I will pet anyway.

@glyndarling SAME. If I die trying to pet some good bois and touch some toe beans then ill go out happy.

ALL THE FINE FELINE FRANDS

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island-delver-go:

meridiangrimm:

meridiangrimm:

meridiangrimm:

meridiangrimm:

I want to read a story about a wizard whose only spell is “fix this”, but the specially-crafted magic takes their intent into account.  "Fix this" can mean repairing the wheel on the adventurers’ cart or healing a broken arm or “fixing” a lock so that it’s in what the wizard considers the “correct” (unlocked) position.  Imagine the other mages getting increasingly frustrated as the wizard stubbornly refuses to learn any other spells.

Wizard: *points at a canyon* Fix this

Other casters: That’s not really how spells -

Wizard: Oh look, one of our blankets is now a magic carpet.  Guess we don’t need a bridge.

Casters: How -

Wizard: *points at logs that won’t catch fire* Fix this

Other casters: There’s been too much rain, it won’t -

Wizard:  I fixed it so that it’s in the same state it was yesterday.  Someone here knows how to start a fire, right?

Casters: What -

Wizard: *points at charging dragon*: Fix this

Other casters: THAT’S NOT HOW MAGIC WORKS YOU IDIOT WE’RE GOING TO DIE

Dragon: *coughs* Did you just… cure my intestinal problems?  I’ve been trying to stop breathing fire for weeks, but it just kept spilling out, and every time I tried to ask for help, I burned everything down.  I won’t forget this kindness.

Casters: *ripping their hair out* H O W

I hope his wand is actually a golden hammer

Originally posted by sketch-it-felix

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littledarkfairywitch:

sereneswan:

erlqueenshunt:

littledarkfairywitch:

I keep fantasizing about how cool it would be if humans were supernatural creatures and their powers and physical features were based on their sun, moon, and rising sign.

Hear me out: sun signs determine the basic physical features like nails that are strong like claws or goat horns or gills that can be activated and deactivated. Moon signs determine what powers you have; Aries moon can have pyrokinesis, Gemini moon can multiply, Leo moon can manipulate heat and fire solar beams, etc. And the ascendant can determine your color scheme, physique, and secondary characteristics like hair and eyes.
Hehe sorry, excuse my brain fart

If that were the case, I’d be a psychic centaur with water and empath powers with a gryffindor color scheme.

….Write a book about this. Now. I want to read it.

okay no maybe not a book but like make a chart!!!!! with all the stuff!!!! please!!!!!!!

Alrighty as promised I’ll make a chart of this

Aries

• Sun: Ram horns regardless of gender, strong foreheads, and bones are stronger than average since they’re prone to injury
  
• Moon: Pyrokinesis, quick self healing factor, or precognition 
• Rising: Red and orange color scheme, hair often curly but can be any “natural” color, eyes are either a warm red or a bright orange, most are average height or smaller

Taurus

• Sun: Bull horns regardless of gender, large hands in proportion to their bodies, and stomachs and immune system allow them to eat anything without harm
  
• Moon: Super strength, stone manipulation, or can communicate with any mammal 
• Rising: Brown and green color scheme, eyes could be either color, hair often thick and usually black, green, or brown, often either chubby or beefy physique (some more or less thick than others)

Gemini

• Sun: Second set of arms, eyes can zoom in and out of long distant range, and have a much easier time learning other languages than others
  
• Moon: Super speed, can shapeshift into any human form, or physical duplication
• Rising: Color scheme is light blue and yellow, eyes can be either color, hair can be any “unnatural” color, physique varies but they have long legs proportionate to their height

Cancer

• Sun: Hands can morph into crab claws (color determined by rising), skin glitters when exposed to moonlight, all of them are empaths
  
• Moon: Lunar abilities ( produce and shoot lunar beams, control tides; however this can only be accessed at night), psychic absorption (can absorb and use one power at a time, this only tires the victim) , or producing force fields
• Rising: Silver and shades of blue color scheme, eyes can be either color and are very glossy, hair is either blue or black, tend to be short

Leo

• Sun: Feline like canines, nails are long and strong like claws, skin glitters when exposed to sunlight
  
• Moon: Solar abilities (produce and shoot solar beams and control heat; this can only be accessed during the day), laser eyes, or sonic boom roar (explosive, can physically push away anything in its close range)
• Rising: Gold and red color scheme, eyes are often gold, hair almost always big no mater the length, can be any “natural” color, either really tall or really short

Virgo

• Sun: Large feathered wings (color determined by rising), they look human otherwise 
  
• Moon: Portal creation, telekinesis, or poison manipulation
• Rising: color scheme is green and yellow, eyes can be either color, hair is either brown or black base with any second color, physique varies but all have longer than average fingers

Libra

• Sun: Skin on the hands and forearms are metallic gold or silver, have glowing eyes (color determined by rising), can always tell if you’re lying
• Moon: Plant manipulation, siren song, or sonic scream (not explosive but can stun any living being in its range and break close enough objects)
• Rising: Green and pink color scheme, eyes are either pink or yellow, hair is either white, brown, or pink, are often tall with wide hips regardless of gender

Scorpio

• Sun: Fully functional scorpion tail (proportionate to their body), can easily see in the dark, very silent walkers who can sneak up on anyone
  
• Moon: Shadow manipulation, mediumship (includes the dead and powerful spirits), or selective mind reading (can’t communicate mentally)
• Rising: Black and red color scheme, eyes are either dark blue or bright red, hair can be any dark color, can easily blend in with their surrounding 

Sagittarius 

• Sun: Can switch from biped to centaur and back, keeps their tail in any form, hair grows long and fast
  
• Moon: Can shoot energy arrows or spears, light manipulation, or power jump (can leap as high as 50ft off the ground)
• Rising: Orange and brown color scheme, eyes can be either color, hair is red or dirty blond, often tall but short ones are faster runners

Capricorn

• Sun: Goat horns legs and hooves, pretty much satyrs 
  
• Moon: Ice manipulation, telepathy, or temporarily slow time
• Rising: Brown and black color scheme, eyes are any shade of brown, hair is black but can have any secondary color, often average height and have a very fit physique but that varies, they throw some of the hardest punches

Aquarius

• Sun: Are the most human looking of the signs but they always have at least one robotic body enhancement, can retain more information than the others
  
• Moon: Electric manipulation, technopathy, or wind manipulation
• Rising:  Electric blue and black, eyes are any shade of blue, hair can be any bright “unnatural” color, often tall but body type varies

Pisces

• Sun: Can switch from biped to mermaid and back (scale colors determined by rising), have a set of gills that closes on land, often have scales grown on stray parts of their body that shows even on land
  
• Moon: Water manipulation, aura manipulation, or invisibility 
• Rising: Sea green and lavender color scheme, eyes can be either color, hair can be any shade of blue or purple, physique varies but they have large glossy eyes

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scootsmaboots:

okay real talk i’m trying to re-find an older blog that i can’t remember the name of

it had over 1000 submitted oc’s and started off as a school project

if anyone can tell me the name i’d really appreciate it

FANPRO

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okay real talk i’m trying to re-find an older blog that i can’t remember the name of

it had over 1000 submitted oc’s and started off as a school project

if anyone can tell me the name i’d really appreciate it

20 Character Design Questions

pltnm06ghost:

slvrnightxart:

flatw00ds:

🕸 1. Who’s the oldest character of yours that you still use?

⭐️ 2. Who’s the oldest character of yours, defunct or not?

💡 3. Has creating a character ever made you realize something about yourself?

🦋 4. Any minor characters that have either taken over or branched off into their own stories?

🐲 5. Do you prefer to make human, animal, monster, or _____ characters? Why?

🎨 6. When creating a character, do you come up with the visual concept or the written concept first?

📌 7. Do you have characters that you know you’ll never use, but can’t bear to get rid of/recycle?

💖 8. Is there a character that embodies your good traits, or traits you wish you had?

💔9. Is there a character that embodies your bad traits? Several characters? Which ones and what traits?

♨️ 10. Is there a character that explores your interests or fetishes (orrrr is that just all of you characters)?

✒️ 11. If you have characters that embody certain traits of yours—good or bad—has writing them changed how you view those traits? Has it affected you in any way?

💭 12.   Do you fantasize about being any of your characters, or are you more detached?

🎵 13. Do you create playlists for your characters?

🎇 14. When writing for specific characters, is there anything you have to do to get into the right mindset?

🌻 15. Which character is your guilty pleasure?

🌩 16. Is there a character of yours who’s a real struggle to write/draw? Why do you think that is?

🔑 17. Which character is the easiest to draw/write?

💎 18. Is there anything you really wish you could do, character-design-wise, that you feel is outside your current skillset? A concept that you wish you could pull off but are uncertain about?

🏆 19. What’s more important to you: visual design, unique personality, a trendy character aesthetic, etc? If you’re not sure, then what’s the first thing you usually nail down in a character?

🎬 20. Do you ever plan to do anything (comic, animation, etc) with your characters? Or are you just happy to have them?

Alright, throw some at me!

Camown baybee!

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